July 2012
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
guys on tumblr: all I want to do is find a girl and treat her right
boys that I know: first i park muh car then i fuck yo bitch
diary-of-a-british-nigerian:
sh4ne:
weryoungforever:
hihowsyourlife:
clairesawyer:
life becomes a little bit more beautiful once you realize that there is two people sharing a bowl of salsa in the logo
i was more excited when i found the arrow in fed ex
no, how about when I realized that the arrow in amazon was pointing from a to z (saying that they sell anything from a to z)
i...
wvnderbar:
theslowpokewell:
wvnderbar:
i bet sperm is natures diet secret and if you don’t believe me just look at all the skinny gay guys and fat lesbians
what about skinny straight guys?
everybody has their secrets
punchself:
im not pretty or funny im just really weird and i laugh at everything
how i would narrate the Olympics
me: they're doing some athletic shit
When i look back on people that i used to like
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
phlynn:
*rap battles against parents*
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
carbonyl:
i don’t look nice with clothes on
i don’t look nice without clothes on
this sucks
